Fuh-nee

-I took my wife to France.
-Nice?
-No. My wife.

-I took my wife to Germany.
-Bonn?
-Tres bon, thank you.

I took my wife to Italy
-Genoa?
-Course I know her, she's me wife.

I took my wife to Venezuela
-Caracas?
-She's bonkers, mate.

I took my wife to a tropical island.
-Seychelles?
-OK. Shells.

I went to see me parents in Scotland.
-Motherwell?
-She's fine, thanks.

I took my wife to Russia.
-Moscow.
-OK. See you then.

I took my wife to France.
-Britanny?
-Quite France-y actually.

I took my wife to Wales
-Bangor?
-Mind your own...

I took my wife to Germany
-Aachen.
-Bless you.

I took my wife to the Falkland Islands.
-Port Stanley.
-No thanks. I don't drink.

I took my wife to France.
-Champagne?
-I just told you. I don't drink.